...so i touched it.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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