Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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