I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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