Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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