Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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