Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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