Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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