I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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