I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
