hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
