We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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