thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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