He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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