do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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