My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We need to rekindle our bromance
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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