So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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