Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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