Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
