Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i will never coherently bang her
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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