if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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