Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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