i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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