i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i now understand why vodka
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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