Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
