if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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