I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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