Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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