new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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