office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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