Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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