Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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