Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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