i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Houston, we have a squirter
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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