i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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