bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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