When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
