I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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