Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
