I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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