so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
