Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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