grandma shit on top of the toilet
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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