I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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