The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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