Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I think people are normalizing furries
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
