Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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