and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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