Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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