i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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