do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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