Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
